TOD 01.21.08

Questions God probably will not ask us on Judgment Day:

~Did you keep your car clean enough?
~Did you point out enough people’s flaws to them?
~Did you wear the correct brand of clothing?
~Did you go out to eat at enough nice restaurants?
~Did you despise the appropriate people strongly enough?
~Were your vacations fully relaxing?
~Did you spend enough hours surfing the web?
~Did you read the newspaper every day?
~Were you adamant enough in your opinions?
~Did you know all the words to enough Top 40 songs?
~Did you watch enough television?
~Did you know enough about American celebrities?

Although none of these things are inherently wrong, the embarrassing truth for most of us is that we can answer yes to many or all of these questions. I just worry this will end up the same as being fully prepared to pass an English test, but discovering that we’re actually in Geometry class.