Driving annoys me. Well, not so much driving itself, but other drivers. Now, obviously the ideal would be for everyone to drive like I do, but I know that’s unrealistic. Instead, all I ask for is some consistency.
For instance, if I’m driving behind someone who’s going less than the speed limit, no problem. I’ll just pass around him. But when I do that, sometimes he speeds up. Now I have to decide whether to accelerate even more or slow down and resume my journey behind “Mr. Consistency.” See, all I really want is for people to just be more predictable, you know, like inanimate objects. That way I can work around them and get done what I need to get done.
In short, they would be much better suited to serving me if only they wouldn’t be so darned human. I just don’t understand why God would make everybody else such a challenge for me if He really loves me. Well, I guess He just doesn’t realize what’s truly best for me.
They speed up because they see you passing by and their "mind alarm clock" goes off and says, "You're going too slow."(: Don't get me started on AZ drivers.
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